Background
- This charity fight is part of the
events lined up for Lagos @50 celebrations.
- The fight is between Bola Tinubu
(65) and former world heavyweight champion Evander Holyfield (54).
- Wole Soyinka is the referee.
Our take on the matter
- It will definitely be fun.
- However, we are begging Holyfield
not to forget that it is a charity fight. Any untempered jab at Jagaban
could result in catastrophe of monumental proportions.
- Safety first, therefore referee Soyinka should keep a bucket of water handy in case we need to revive somebody.
- Besides, we do not want
Mummy Remi to go through the stress of administering Aboniki balm
to Jagaban due to sustained injuries.
Conclusion
- Evander! Evander!! Evander!!! how
many times did we call you? Be guided. Period.
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